Avocado capybara

The cracked avocado shell has crooked seams, and half a black bean eye is leaking out of the crack - it's you who was woken up by the alarm clock on Monday morning, but deliberately buried your face in the flesh and pretended to sleep. This lazy guy with his nose up always stays 45 degrees, his chin just fits into the arc of a human arm, and when you are poked in the face, he will shake off the clover fluff (very much like the fragments of a resignation letter that was secretly dropped).